Morning Routine - Interview with a Huge Dick, Part 5

Updated: Aug 26

The things I did to get ready in the morning that used to be so simple back when I was smaller can be a real annoyance now. When I was smaller, about 7-9 inches, waking up to morning wood was great! Feeling a big dick hard as a rock greeting me the first thing in the morning always got me horny; sometimes I would have to rub one out before work. I used to get morning wood almost daily. But not it's different.


I get morning wood maybe once or twice a week and it isn't as rock hard as it once was before; I'd guess about 70% hard now. I'm not sure why that is but I'm guessing it might be my age alongside how massive it has become. It takes a lot of blood to pump this thing up. When I do get morning wood, it's not as fun as it used to be, either. In fact it actually derails my normal/non-wood morning routine.

Normally, I like to get up and spend an hour or so to drink my coffee, eat breakfast, and check my Twitter and email. But if I wake up to what feels like a baseball bat laying on my stomach, I know that I just have to jump straight into the shower to let it die down. Most of the time the shower does the trick. But sometimes I swear it has a mind of its own and refuses to get smaller.


Dealing with a rebel dick while the clock is ticking to leave for work is a problem. When I was smaller, I could take 10-20 minutes to jerk off and have my peace with the day. But now it sometimes can take 45-60 minutes to get off. I've actually had to call work a few times and tell them I was going to be an hour or so late because of my cock. Well, I didn't say that to them, I've blamed things like engine troubles, or I forgot to set my alarm, or a dog was barking all night... obviously this has happened to me a few times.


Finally once I can get it to a manageable size, it's time for the part of the day I hate most: squeezing into compression shorts and my dress pants. For the record, I hate pants and any kind of boxers. They are all very restricting and I wish we could all just walk around naked. But that's frowned upon so I squeeze myself and my tool into some compression shorts, then some dark dress pants to not draw attention to my bulge, check myself out in the mirror and head out to work.


Some of you might ask, "why not show off your bulge?" My answer is that at work, I want to be professionally known as a smart guy, not the guy with the huge bulge. I mean think about how you would react to a bimbo looking girl in your company. What are your first reactions (other than sexual)? I'm sure you don't think she's smart of going to do much for the company. After work though, it's all about showing it off.


So, a little bit of a different morning than some of you would think, huh?


Make sure you write down and questions and comments in the comment section below or you could go to my CuriousCat account and ask there.


Be safe out there!

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