Updated: Aug 28
Well it's summer time. A time where people usually go to the beach or go for a swim. Let me show you why swimming is out of the question for me.
Here is the longest bathing suit I own to hide my monster. As you can see, when it gets excited... it's hard to conceal.
After I took these pictures, I got pretty hungry and decided to make the all-American classic: hotdogs. Looking at the bun, I become curious and thought,"what would my dog look like in this bun?" I think you'll like the answer, too, especially when it grew fatter from my excitement.